The Clog

After enduring a night of Kevin Garnett at his Kevin Garnett-iest, it's easy to understand why he's one of the most hated players in the league for opposing fans and players. But it's probably even easier to understand why someone would write this poem about him. 

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A new poem about writing less and nail fungus, brought to you by the hundreds of spam comments that we delete every week. Don't thank us, thank the internet.

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On holiday traditions, Garfield's Christmas Spectacular, and Neil Lomax, the ultimate gift for anyone interested in things Neil Lomax-related.

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With a little bit of savvy online shopping and some help from a line of notably un-lifelike sports figurines, fans no longer need to feel left out of the beloved "check out this weird village of Christmas-themed figurines" holiday tradition.

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Yes, in a basic sense, buying a used replica football jersey on eBay is as easy as searching eBay for used replica football jerseys. But how do you know which Tim Couch jersey is right for you? We've got you.

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Christmas is nearly here, and Hannukah is already over, and somehow some of you still haven't purchased gifts for your loved ones. This is frankly appalling of you, but we've got you covered anyway.

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In which a sassy young dude walks on the field at a Buccaneers home game, throws down some dance moves with the Bucs' cheerleaders, and teaches us all a valuable lesson.

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The second in a series of crosswords from Ben Tausig, this one focusing on baseball's Winter Meetings and its attendant loud noises, and the distinctive troll-mastery of Kansas City GM Dayton Moore.

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The first in an occasional series of lists of things deals with the apparent but not actual connection between Neutral Zone Infraction and mental health.

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Part seven of our occasional series revisiting the peculiarly joke-like antics of Bob Hope and that year's All-American college football team. This installment finds Hope doing shtick with John Elway, making jokes about Bruce Matthews' butt, and comparing Eric Dickerson to Reagan budget chief David Stockman. So kind of the usual.

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